Songs
Banandar's Protest Song
Banandar wowed the world with this popular protest tune that he not
only sang at the Manchester Irish Festival, but at Princess Diana’s
funeral, as well! (Note: we begged him not to, he told us to piss off.)
“Lollypop
Love” by C5
From the world’s most popular boy band comes this soulful single
about love, devotion and all that other bullshit that boy bands are
always going on and on about.
“Take
My Cherry Tonight” by C5
This song may be responsible for the recent spike in the population
rate, since it’s so sextastic that when you hear it- you can’t
help but get your groove on. “High Note” magazine called
“Take My Cherry Tonight” one of only two songs that “instantly
makes you feel like you’re in a warm hot tub, sipping fine champagne
before getting it on with the lady or gentleman of your choice.”
(Note: the other song is “The Gambler,” by Kenny Rogers.)
“Rotten
Fruit (We’re the Rotten Fruit) by the Rotten Fruit
No band is really considered legitimate until they’ve got a song
with their name in it. Now everyone’s favorite fruit rock funsters
join the ranks of the proud, along with such legends as “The Monkees,”
“Big Country” and “The Banana Splits!”
